We invited some pals in LA on a bowling date but when we got to the AMF Mar Vista Lanes we found they were doing Rock-N-Bowl, or whatever it is they call it when they play loud music and flood the place black lights so it looks like a 1970′s teenage bedroom. I ask you, Is nothing sacred?!?!
Bowling is bowling and black light bedroom aesthetics and disorienting pop tunes by Miley Cyrus is completely something else, and never the two should meet. Since this would not do, I called the AMF Bowling Center in Santa Monica to check out their situation. I asked the woman who answered, “you’re not doing Rock-N-Bowl are you?” to which she replied almost apologetically, “no, we just have regular bowling.” Well that’s just fine by me, perfect actually. So we headed over there for some REAL bowling. Thanks for coming out Josh, Jason, Tina, Ivan, Silas, Brian.